Tek Wars books bulging on the shelfs
Shatner claims he wrote them by himself
But rumours spread that he had some help
With the writing of these books
Shatner once told us to get lives
But now his science fiction series thrives
On the obsessed fanbase who will buy
Anything with his hallowed name on

I want to define
The authorship of your Tek Wars
Do you write them on your own
Or do you have a chaperone
dictating down the phone
You're a full grown man
But can you write a book?

Would this be your chosen line of work
If you'd never played James T Kirk
Or is it just another kind of perk
for an actor whose name sells?
For though you starred in the show on cable
I still can't prove how you were able
To sit down at your study table
and churn out a dozen or so Tek books!!

I want to define
The authorship of your Tek Wars
Do you write them on your own
Or do you have a chaperone
dictating down the phone
You're a full grown man
But can you write a book?