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Song Parodies -> "The Beach Club (1928)"
Original Song Title:
"Loser"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Beck
Parody Song Title:
"The Beach Club (1928)"
Parody Written by:
Phil Ossifer
The Lyrics
A totally-forgotten silent film produced by Mack Sennett Studios that stars Billy Bevan and features 18-year-old Carole Lombard as a “Jump-rope bathing girl”.
In the time of the 20’s, girls made men monkeys
Hormones in their veins and they’re playing hanky-panky
With the dark-wool swimsuits, glass on the gold beach sands,
Pretending this silly film’s relevant!
Look! There’s Carole, a “Jump-rope bathing girl”
One look at her and your willy goes out of control!
Babes at “The Beach Club” gettin’ vitamin D
Now your boxers got wet and you have a front seat.
Someone came in sayin' I'm insane to complain
About a hot-girl Beach Club and a stain on my shorts
“If you don’t like the girls, DON’T GAZE THEM!!”
You have a quick ejaculation and a sunburn on your sleeve
Skip the cheap sites with malware and Trojans,
That way, “there no viruses to enter your computer!”
(Yo, cut it!)
Come down to The Beach Club,
“The girls looked beautiful—and the men looked longer!”
(Double-barrel buckshot)
Come down to The Beach Club,
“The girls looked beautiful—and the men looked longer!”
I went to Google, could not find a detail,
Scrubbed all the info with a phony search lawsuit
Then I searched with Bing — I know! And found a YouTube link,
Took five seconds, matters now in my own hands.
Skip the rerun shows and the cheap, trite nose-job
The daytime crap Hudson Jennifer plops,
Don’t hang yourself with a guitar string
I changed half of the words and Tuesday, it became Spring!
You can't write if you can't relate
Watch the film, see Carole, get excited, and that’s great,
I know what you’re thinking: “What the $&@?’s a Billy Bevan?”
Ask George & Germaine Briant!
Come down to The Beach Club,
“The girls looked beautiful—and the men looked longer!”
(My white stuff shoots like cheeze whiz)
Come down to The Beach Club,
“The girls looked beautiful—and the men looked longer!”
(Heard of Franklin Pierce? Yo, bring it on down.)
Come down to The Beach Club,
“The girls looked beautiful—and the men looked longer!”
(I can't believe you)
Come down to The Beach Club,
“The girls looked beautiful—and the men looked longer!”
Come down to The Beach Club,
“The girls looked beautiful—and the men looked longer!”
(You’re a moron, you know that?)
Come down to The Beach Club,
“The girls looked beautiful—and the men looked longer!”
(Know what I'm sayin'?)
Hormones in their veins and they’re playing hanky-panky
With the dark-wool swimsuits, glass on the gold beach sands,
Pretending this silly film’s relevant!
Look! There’s Carole, a “Jump-rope bathing girl”
One look at her and your willy goes out of control!
Babes at “The Beach Club” gettin’ vitamin D
Now your boxers got wet and you have a front seat.
Someone came in sayin' I'm insane to complain
About a hot-girl Beach Club and a stain on my shorts
“If you don’t like the girls, DON’T GAZE THEM!!”
You have a quick ejaculation and a sunburn on your sleeve
Skip the cheap sites with malware and Trojans,
That way, “there no viruses to enter your computer!”
(Yo, cut it!)
Come down to The Beach Club,
“The girls looked beautiful—and the men looked longer!”
(Double-barrel buckshot)
Come down to The Beach Club,
“The girls looked beautiful—and the men looked longer!”
I went to Google, could not find a detail,
Scrubbed all the info with a phony search lawsuit
Then I searched with Bing — I know! And found a YouTube link,
Took five seconds, matters now in my own hands.
Skip the rerun shows and the cheap, trite nose-job
The daytime crap Hudson Jennifer plops,
Don’t hang yourself with a guitar string
I changed half of the words and Tuesday, it became Spring!
You can't write if you can't relate
Watch the film, see Carole, get excited, and that’s great,
I know what you’re thinking: “What the $&@?’s a Billy Bevan?”
Ask George & Germaine Briant!
Come down to The Beach Club,
“The girls looked beautiful—and the men looked longer!”
(My white stuff shoots like cheeze whiz)
Come down to The Beach Club,
“The girls looked beautiful—and the men looked longer!”
(Heard of Franklin Pierce? Yo, bring it on down.)
Come down to The Beach Club,
“The girls looked beautiful—and the men looked longer!”
(I can't believe you)
Come down to The Beach Club,
“The girls looked beautiful—and the men looked longer!”
Come down to The Beach Club,
“The girls looked beautiful—and the men looked longer!”
(You’re a moron, you know that?)
Come down to The Beach Club,
“The girls looked beautiful—and the men looked longer!”
(Know what I'm sayin'?)
This entire entry was copied from an 11-year-old boy’s essay.
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Holy cow, where do I even start? A) there isn’t a hint of wit in your stupid film. If this film any merit whatsoever, film archivists would be all over it like they were with The Old Dark House. Instead, there were only two people who were ever interested in it: you and your now-dead boyfriend. B) Anyone who's had the misfortune of slogging through one of your "parodies" would know better than to expect originality, let alone wit. I wouldn't doubt there are funnier phone books out there. And nobody cares about your geezer gals.
You fool no one. You need the attention so you can continue to jerk off to your geezer gals each day. Are you sure we can’t get you interested in some pool cleaning supplies? IIRC you have considerable expertise in the matter.
Did you really think you surprised anybody?
Wow, CopyBot, you had to do some digging to get all three former comments, two of which were actually addressed to your now-dead boyfriend. Just out of curiosity, ever had someone leave you a positive comment? Don't bother lying, we all know that wouldn't happen.
Wow Captain Obvious, you not only failed to pay attention to the subject matter, let alone read the entry, but now you’re accusing me of not receiving positive commentary? Don’t bother lying, we all know no one likes your criticisms. I wouldn’t doubt that a single game of March Madness has more creativity and wit than all of your comments combined. So, not gonna comment about this film or its arousal purposes? Don’t bother lying, we all know you couldn’t comprehend the topic of this parody if it smacked you in the head. Simple as the day is long…
Try something novel: post your insipid entries under your own name, coward.
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