Song Parodies -> "Ancle bracelet"

Original Song Title:

"Devil's Haircut"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Ancle bracelet"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3ZsKeX2_7A

Breaking wind during figure skating
And every skunk I send has a mailman hating
My immature hobby's doing wedgies on braces
An' taking pisses at the windows of Macy's

Beads I'm burning and I've worn goatees
And I skeet The Boss CDs
Sister's made crying over ant farm cockroach'
Hairy back's given me the nickname Sasquatch

Got an ancle bracelet - I'm assigned
Got an ancle bracelet - home confined
Got an ancle bracelet - for a crime
Got an ancle bracelet - doing time

Pawned latrines and leper house crutches
Paint cunt orgies in the Barbie Fair's bushes
When in a fight I fake comatosis
Sexlife's a chorus of sprayed Mace blues

Got an ancle bracelet - I'm behind
Got an ancle bracelet - In a bind
Got an ancle bracelet - Misaligned
Got an ancle bracelet - Judge was kind

Did one right hence the story's turning
Everlasting's my rep returning
Centerfolds come over playing
And everywhere I look there's a cheer (Yeah!) awaiting

Got an ancle bracelet - Shot a mime!
Got an ancle bracelet - Shot a mime!
Got an ancle bracelet - Shot a mime!
Got an ancle bracelet - Shot a mime!

Ancle bracelet - Just in time!
Ancle bracelet - Just in time!
Ancle bracelet - Just in time!

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Agrimorfee - October 10, 2008 - Report this comment

Kudos for forcing me to read it twice to realize that it's NOT a random parody. 555

Matthias - November 13, 2008 - Report this comment

I love Beck, and this parody was pretty hilarious.... At first read I was also confused, because I thought that you were talking about jewelry, but then it dawned on me that people under house arrest also wear a thing called an ancle bracelet, and they are two totally different things.

Jason - November 13, 2008 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Great effort.

Guy - November 16, 2008 - Report this comment

So, I'll be a monkey's ankle. Neither of your youtube links worked. I did find the song however and listened and read. Hmmm - this gives me an idea. I know several people for whom this would make the most excellent Christmas present. Now to get some complaints turned into warrants.

Gianni Parmesiani - November 26, 2008 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Kinda scary, in a way. What have you got against mimes, by the way?

EmiLoca - November 26, 2008 - Report this comment

(SOTM) *leaves fives and runs from house whimpering and slathering Purell on hands*

bobpiecheese - November 27, 2008 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Took a while to understand what the parody was about. Didn't help that you spelt 'ankle' as 'ancle'. And I don't know sod all about house arrests. Ah well. Still pretty good.

Peter Andersson - November 28, 2008 - Report this comment

Bobpiecheese: Thanks for bringing that up, my dictionary said that both "ancle" and "ankle" are OK, with no preference for one over the other, so I went with what sounded more English to me, the alternative with a C. (Our word over here is "ankel", very close but with a K). And I see now that Guy is with you but Matthias took the C-nic route, maybe it's one of those rare spelling dialect thingies?

Max Power - November 29, 2008 - Report this comment

Great work

Below Average Dave - November 30, 2008 - Report this comment

Alright, haven't seen that OS parodied so cool that you took on Beck, hadn't heard that song since I was a child (I'm sure it's been parodied , but first one I've seen) didn't have much to work with unfortunately. Like the idea--not LOL funny, but well written.

Glen S - November 30, 2008 - Report this comment

I enjoyed your theme thoroughly, and I like the changes you made through the chorus. I guess you're lucky the guy was kind.

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