Boys and Girls,
It is that dreaded and awful time
Of the school week
To put away your books and take out your papers
It is time to see what you have learned and

Pass...Your...Test
Pass your test
Give fooling around a rest
Sharpen your Number Two Pencil students, and try your very best
Science, Grammar and Theology they're all equally tough
Remember all your stuff, if you do it won't be rough
Please do well, do not fail if you do this will prevail-
Summer School will keep you in this jail
Go and open the test envelope, or hang yourself with a rope
Just past your test, please, this test, pass this test
Essay quiz, true or not, ABC, and shade the dot
You will check and you will cheat, erase until its nice and neat
You're afraid you will fail, you will moan and shake and wail
Everyone hopes that they did right, wishing they had studied all that night
Some are honest, some will cheat, steal the answers off a sheet
But its hopeless you won't pass that you can bet
Sit up and fix your glasses, you need a B to pass
To pass this test, please try your best, pass this test
Life sure ain't a knockout
For a slacker high-school dropout
He won't be, without a degree to fall back on
So please concentrate on this quiz
*points to janitor* Ah, you dont want to end up like him
Ten years he's been trying
Groping, reaching, vying
To pass the test, so he can graduate
Most days you just sleep inside your desk
Stupid, fat and lazy drunk with beer, pot made you hazy!
Pass your test, pass your test, if you do you have been blessed
Are the answers to cheat, on your feet or tucked inside your vest?
Please just try
Dont whine and cry
Do this for Teach, for me
Without good grades from my class, i'll be kicked out, on my ass
I'll get fired, i'll get sacked Without good grades from the class
Just give it hell and try your very, very best
Just gotta get a B or higher you see to pass
To pass your test, pass your test, pass your test, pass your test,
Pass your test, pass your test Just give it hell and try your best!
Its been five years since we had anybody here who passed this test
Timer is ticking, defeat is sinking, inside your chest your heart is kicking
With one minute to complete RING everybody on their feet
Question by question, one by one, till you shout " FINALLY I'M DONE!"
Then you'll cheer, you'll party and you'll fest!
Just enjoy the illusion that you've come to the conclusion
That you've passed the test, passed the test,
Passed the test!