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Song Parodies -> "Still The Best"

Original Song Title:

"Be Our Guest"

Parody Song Title:

"Still The Best"

Parody Written by:

Andrew Hamlet

The Lyrics

Forget him your majesty because I'm
Still the best
Still the best
At your service it's my quest
Sit and relax on your throne queenie
And I’ll perform with zest
Juggle four
Do you want more?
Why I adjure just to serve
You like magic
Or suspicious
It's against something religious?
shall I sing?
Shall I dance?
Troubadour miss, like in France?
Don't you ever fear I'm never second best
It maters not what venue
Let me entertain you
Still the best
Yes your jest
Still the best

One and two
Three you say
And the torches light flambe
I'll prepare and serve with flair
An entertaining enactment
When you're bored
And well chaired
Give a holler I'm prepared
No more gloom and no complaining
While this jesters entertaining
Tell some jokes
With my tricks
Then I get my devil sticks
And I'm always such a card
That you can bet
So you can hit or pass
But if you want some class
Then I'm your jest

Your request
I do nothing but my best

I'm your jest!
I'm your jest!
I'm your jest!

My life gets unnerving
Give a call so I'll be serving
Not a whole without a sole to weight upon
Ah, those good old days hollars were wired
Saddens me those good old days are gone
For years I've been lusting
Starving and so near to busting
Idle exertion, no chance to show my skills
Now days I just stray around the castle
Feelings tired, mazy
I just love to serve you lady

Still the best!
Still the best

Mrs Socks: It's the jest
It's the jest
Sakes alive , you need some rest
No more bored is any lord
As well the lady is impressed
Rest exert
I'll make tea
For the guests and majesty
Till she does I'll keep on foolin
I'll be juggling, knights their dueling
Is it warm
Even hot?
I'm tired but can not stop
Hurry up!
I'll keep the company impressed

Can I have some tea too?

Mrs Socks: You want one lump or two?
To help the jest

I've a crest

Socks:Get some rest

Aye your vest
I oar west I oar west I oar west

I'm your jest! I'm your jest!
Your command is my request
I's been years since I have entertained and gosh
I've been depressed
Want a deal, not a squeeze
Well I only aim to please
Long as sun light candle glowing
Entertain you I'll keep going
Trick by trick, pun by pun
Til you say that it's been fun
And I'll try to go to sleep and get some rest
That night I'll prop my feet up
It was a good feat yup
I'm your jest
I'm your jest
I'm your jest

hay! Still the best

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Overall Rating: 4.8

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Agrimorfee - May 08, 2018 - Report this comment
Who the hell are Mr. & Mrs. Socks?
Andrew Hamlet - May 08, 2018 - Report this comment
He said a dirty word he said a dirty word
Queen - May 08, 2018 - Report this comment

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