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Song Parodies -> "Names All Messed"
Original Song Title:
"Be Our Guest"
Original Performer:
Beauty and the Beast Soundtrack
Parody Song Title:
"Names All Messed"
Parody Written by:
Lifeliver
The Lyrics
Time to tackle the 'Big Seven' challenge again - this is number five for me: getting there. I thought footnotes would be tedious. If there's anything you don't get, feel free to query and I'll be glad to explain it. You can view the OS on YouTube here.
NAMES ALL MESSED
My dear famous people, it is with deepest snide and too much leisure that I milk on you tonight. And now I invite you for attacks. Let us let off some air as the Live-Lifer loudly resents … these winners
Names are messed. It's my quest.
Come clean Harry, Eastwood's west
Watch this mocking-birdie Peck, Greg'ry
A spooneristic fest
Belle de jour, why, Deneuve!
Could Pat Bunuel be a perve?
Leo D sleeps with the fishes
Win Kateslut, Titanic fissures
See that Keen Jelly dance
Lesley Carry on in France
For a Ringo Starr is like Pete, second Best
Go on Frankmin Ben you'll
Wash in Georgetown, then you'll
Not be messed, yes you guessed, I'm obsessed.
Paul-man's New, Joel is Grey
Liza with a bed, ole
Gingerly Fred climbs a stair
Imaginary cabaret
Sharon Stone Yogi-Bared
A word banquet I've prepared
Ricky Mooney is complaining
Debbie's singing in the Reyn-ing
I tell jokes: Van Dyke's Dick's
A Little Richard, no more chicks
(And it's all in perfect taste
That you can bet)
Montgom'ry Clift your glass
Just turn the names on ass
It's confessed, treasure-chest
Jayne's a Man's field (it's confessed)
Have a jest, pun the rest, spoonerfest
Names are so ball-curving
Hater Riteworth whirlish-derving
Blanche that Cutlet, eat Reese Witherspoon
Ah, Lee Marvin's Gaye when we be truthful
Que sera, those Doris Days are gone
West-Side tumblin' Tamblyn's rustin'
Susannah Hoffs, man, needs some Dustin
Bush meets Jackson, they dance, George is Michael's
Kate's Middle ton lays Windsor Castle
Flabby, fat and lazy
Royal heir and folks go crazy …
Take the test. Names up-messed
Snake's alive? Well, get undressed
Harry Ford, witness Lord
The King has Ev'lys freshly pressed
Fonda Jane (not Henry)
And Kate Hepburn's Aud'nary
Johnny Dope's gone Caribbeanin'
While Brad Pith was Angelinin'
More than warm, she was hot
Hit the brakes! Is that a spot?
Take it out. I no longer need my breast
The only thing to do whether one lump or two
For I'm a stressed A-list guest,
Need a rest, it's MY chest!
Names all messed, it's my quest
I demand that you ingest
Cheers Dan Tedson, Richard let's take off your Gere
(Oh no! Get dressed!)
Here's the deal, words are cheese
Yes, arrange them as you please
Nicholas Cajun, slick Tem Sollock's
Alf Ben licks at Sandra's Bollocks
(That was coarse - nasty one!
Cut it out, Demi Moron)
Hope to Bing you off to sleep in Lamour's nest
Slender Snow White, fatten 'er
Oh no! William Shat'n 'er
He done messed, what a pest, not my guest
It's time to rest.
My dear famous people, it is with deepest snide and too much leisure that I milk on you tonight. And now I invite you for attacks. Let us let off some air as the Live-Lifer loudly resents … these winners
Names are messed. It's my quest.
Come clean Harry, Eastwood's west
Watch this mocking-birdie Peck, Greg'ry
A spooneristic fest
Belle de jour, why, Deneuve!
Could Pat Bunuel be a perve?
Leo D sleeps with the fishes
Win Kateslut, Titanic fissures
See that Keen Jelly dance
Lesley Carry on in France
For a Ringo Starr is like Pete, second Best
Go on Frankmin Ben you'll
Wash in Georgetown, then you'll
Not be messed, yes you guessed, I'm obsessed.
Paul-man's New, Joel is Grey
Liza with a bed, ole
Gingerly Fred climbs a stair
Imaginary cabaret
Sharon Stone Yogi-Bared
A word banquet I've prepared
Ricky Mooney is complaining
Debbie's singing in the Reyn-ing
I tell jokes: Van Dyke's Dick's
A Little Richard, no more chicks
(And it's all in perfect taste
That you can bet)
Montgom'ry Clift your glass
Just turn the names on ass
It's confessed, treasure-chest
Jayne's a Man's field (it's confessed)
Have a jest, pun the rest, spoonerfest
Names are so ball-curving
Hater Riteworth whirlish-derving
Blanche that Cutlet, eat Reese Witherspoon
Ah, Lee Marvin's Gaye when we be truthful
Que sera, those Doris Days are gone
West-Side tumblin' Tamblyn's rustin'
Susannah Hoffs, man, needs some Dustin
Bush meets Jackson, they dance, George is Michael's
Kate's Middle ton lays Windsor Castle
Flabby, fat and lazy
Royal heir and folks go crazy …
Take the test. Names up-messed
Snake's alive? Well, get undressed
Harry Ford, witness Lord
The King has Ev'lys freshly pressed
Fonda Jane (not Henry)
And Kate Hepburn's Aud'nary
Johnny Dope's gone Caribbeanin'
While Brad Pith was Angelinin'
More than warm, she was hot
Hit the brakes! Is that a spot?
Take it out. I no longer need my breast
The only thing to do whether one lump or two
For I'm a stressed A-list guest,
Need a rest, it's MY chest!
Names all messed, it's my quest
I demand that you ingest
Cheers Dan Tedson, Richard let's take off your Gere
(Oh no! Get dressed!)
Here's the deal, words are cheese
Yes, arrange them as you please
Nicholas Cajun, slick Tem Sollock's
Alf Ben licks at Sandra's Bollocks
(That was coarse - nasty one!
Cut it out, Demi Moron)
Hope to Bing you off to sleep in Lamour's nest
Slender Snow White, fatten 'er
Oh no! William Shat'n 'er
He done messed, what a pest, not my guest
It's time to rest.
Trivia
The song is voiced by Jerry Orbach and Angela Lansbury, music by Alan Mencken. It's been performed at the Academy Awards ceremony twice, once by Orbach and later by Seth McFarlane.
The lyricist, Howard Ashman, who also wrote for 'The Little Mermaid' and 'Aladdin,' died of AIDS only a few days after the movie was first screened (1992).
The song is voiced by Jerry Orbach and Angela Lansbury, music by Alan Mencken. It's been performed at the Academy Awards ceremony twice, once by Orbach and later by Seth McFarlane.
The lyricist, Howard Ashman, who also wrote for 'The Little Mermaid' and 'Aladdin,' died of AIDS only a few days after the movie was first screened (1992).
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looks good
Orbach does a good Chevalier imitation. Your verbal repast is tricky-loony and certainly the best of the day. That is no wary cant.
I got about 90% of the references. I guess that's because I'm not a mere garçon.
I'm scoring on all fours for you. Every point counts. Each one you earn is an indulgence which helps to get you into Parodise.
I got about 90% of the references. I guess that's because I'm not a mere garçon.
I'm scoring on all fours for you. Every point counts. Each one you earn is an indulgence which helps to get you into Parodise.
... what a mess, all 1s
5's I dont understand the 1 vote but I won't get too mad it ain't easy bein' Queasy
Thanks be to Ann, Al S and Jonathan.
@ Ann - I appreciate you dropping in but your comment's a little vague, if I may say so.
@ Al - Yes, many references are vintage. I wonder if some even know who Charise Mauvalier is. The possibilities with this concept are endless and I've only scratched the surface. I'd like to see someone else give it a try.
@ Jonathan - thanks for the supportive vote. I understand the 1-bomb perfectly. It wasn't random as I was the only author to receive them on both my parodies yesterday. Rob Arndt was awarded some 111s (but not by me), which is a little different. I'm guessing some regular here doesn't like me, somebody who thinks the votes are important and whose own votecards look suspiciously rigged. Somebody rather pugnacious who likes to treat the site like a war zone. Now, I wonder who that could be? If my assumptions are correct, it's deplorably cowardly and hypocritical. But it's best to ignore the negative, turn the other cheek and go on trying to make quality parodies.
@ Ann - I appreciate you dropping in but your comment's a little vague, if I may say so.
@ Al - Yes, many references are vintage. I wonder if some even know who Charise Mauvalier is. The possibilities with this concept are endless and I've only scratched the surface. I'd like to see someone else give it a try.
@ Jonathan - thanks for the supportive vote. I understand the 1-bomb perfectly. It wasn't random as I was the only author to receive them on both my parodies yesterday. Rob Arndt was awarded some 111s (but not by me), which is a little different. I'm guessing some regular here doesn't like me, somebody who thinks the votes are important and whose own votecards look suspiciously rigged. Somebody rather pugnacious who likes to treat the site like a war zone. Now, I wonder who that could be? If my assumptions are correct, it's deplorably cowardly and hypocritical. But it's best to ignore the negative, turn the other cheek and go on trying to make quality parodies.
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