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Song Parodies -> "Budapest"

Original Song Title:

"Be Our Guest"

Parody Song Title:

"Budapest"

Parody Written by:

blackjack21

The Lyrics

This is about a man, Bert, who travels to Budapest (capital of Hungary) for the first time. While there he seeks a little, um, female companionship. He gets a lot more than he bargained for and also learns more than he ever wanted to know about the Budapest legal and judicial system. Oh, by the way, this is all purely a figment of my imagination. So let's take a trip into my imagination and see what it's like to be a guest in Budapest:


[Bert]:
I swear while traveling, I had the strangest time
with great displeasure and they wouldn't ease my plight.
Oh how they delight in being lax! Better for you to
spare the impending doom. Vowed me: never Budapest!

[Bert]:
Bu...da...pest! Who’d have guessed?
Puts your patience to the test
Tied this chap up 'round his neck, dear me
You'll be denied your sex!
Cue the whore
Hot for sure
Just, me lonely; she had nerve
Took all my stuff!

[Whore]:
Surreptitious!

[Bert]:
Oh, deceived me, she was vicious
She did bring rope by chance
Kink-y I thought: bliss, romance
No beginner, she; I never reckoned theft
Put on: blindfold; just for you
Took a chance and then fooled
Tied me next
Nude, depressed
Budapest!

[Bert]:
Thief drugs you
Fleeced, betrayed
Tied, scammed, blinded, she evades
Help me please, I have been bared
A cruel and scary twist of fate!
Still, I moan
I'm impaired
But, the cops, they all just stared
No one's moving or explaining
While I sat there; entertaining!
They tell jokes, I'm the trick
Laughing at my candlestick!

[Police]:
Sham, it's all in poorest taste
Rat! You can sweat!
Dumb john, we'll own your ass
'Cause cops, we have free pass
In Budapest

[Bert]:
Now I'm stressed
I'm tied, whining and protest!

[Police]:
Cops arrest! Don't protest!
Got new worries, east to west
Let's just say for your display
We've an array of charges, yes
Tied and fled, girl you duped
Then she called on group of troops
Here is she, her name is Dinah
You; perceive her: accessed 'gina
Stole a pork, can't conceal
What a true disdaining steal
Now you'll be detained, be rooming as our guest
We'll make you shout "No more!"
And then you'll flout no more
In Budapest!

[Bert]:
False arrest!

[Dinah]:
I’ll attest!

[Bert (talking to self)]:
Do they jest? This; a test?
Still alive, will not confess!
Whined, implored and asked the Lord
Strive, help this chap in fleshly mess
Just desserts, I'll be free
Can you hear, divine, my plea?
While the cops do their false zoo-in'
I'll be troubling, I'll be brewin’
I'll do harm, making plot
Seven snakes! What if I'm caught?
Keen enough! I must be nonchalant, unstressed

[Police]:
It’s time to pay your dues!

[Dinah]:
Give ‘im a thump or two
‘e pawed me breast!

[Bert]:
Truth you stretch!

[Dinah]:
Yer a lech!

[Bert]:
You transgress!
My request: Take lie test, I will best!

[Bert (talking to self)]:
I’m *so* not deserving
Of this treatment that’s unnerving
In this hole just like a mole, my faith undone
Ah, those good old lays when I seduced, full
Suddenly grows stark cold gray; I’m done!
Ten years for this busting?
No more...or much more? Damn lusting!
No more sex or pies, or dancing through Brazil
Cold days, I can do without this hassle
Shabby, rats, I’m hazy
True; locked in and screwed, it’s crazy!

[Court]:
Budapest, your arrest
She's professed that you accessed
It's all clear since we've her testimony here
And we detest!
With our zeal, it's a breeze
Yes indeed, we shall proceed
Vile this scandal, spite we're showing
Let us whip you, we'll keep going
Coarse with force, bun by bun
Till you spout, "Too rough! No fun!"
Then we'll send you off to weep, so blue, depressed
Tonight we'll chop your meat up
Butt, for now, gets beat up

[Bert]:
Budapest!
Rude arrest!
Cuckoo's nest!
Pleeeaase! End...this...mess!

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Guy - October 12, 2009 - Report this comment
A♠ J♠ - So, I would guess Bert got a bit Hungary for some Eastern European pie. I think he bit off more than he could chew. They booed the pest.

Just when you think this OS has run the gauntlet on original themes you come up with this gem. Fine write.
Guy - October 12, 2009 - Report this comment
The New Entries feature on the site did not update today but there are new parodies posted. Here is how you find them:

Click on Authors
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Choose an author with today's date 2009-10-12 and click the author's name.
Scroll to the last entry submitted
Then click on the parody title of the parody with today's date. This will then get you to the author's entry for today.

Or just check the latest comments since I will post this comment on everyone's parody that has been submitted today.
Timmy1000 - October 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Disney will be rolling over in his grave over this sordid tale. Another great addition to your quest for the seven.
Old Man Ribber - October 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Thank you for your "Maygr" contribution! ;D
Guy @ Ribber - October 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Wonder how many people caught your Magyar reference? At least one grandparent on my mother's side of the family was Maygar. Clever though somewhat cryptic comment.
blackjack21 - October 13, 2009 - Report this comment

Guy: LOL, all of the above. I woke up the morning after I submitted and the 'booed the pest' line hit me. Happens all the time. :-) Thanks for v/c.

Timmy: I wonder how many times this site has made old Walt spin? Thanks, 6 down and 1 to go.

OMR: Eh, no speakie Magyar. ;-)
AFW - October 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Unique...and very well told
blackjack21 - October 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks AFW, coming from you that means a lot.

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