Little room, it’s a quiet office
Every joint, like the one before
Little room, full of lots of crackheads, coming in to say

Whazzup, whazzup, whazzup, whazzup, whazzup, whazzup

There goes the stoner freaking out as always, the same old fantasies he has
Every pothead just the same, since the weekend that I came
To this freakin’ awesome town

Good morning Saul!
Good morning sir!
Where you off to?
The opera, I got tickets to La Boheme with my bubby, and…
That’s great, the bagels, hurry up!

Look there he goes, that guy is stoned no question
Dazed and distracted, off the wall!
Never part of any crowd, cause he’s higher than a cloud
No denying he’s a funny guy that Saul!

Whazzup? Hey man, how is your girlfriend?
Whazzup? Hey man, how is your wife?
I need some grass? It’s too expensive!
There must be more who wanna buy some weed!

Saul!
Hey Dale! I’ve come to smoke some more stuff with you!
You finished it already?
Oh, I couldn’t put it down! Anything new?
No, I’ve been delivering too many subpoenas
Okay then, I’ll smoke some chronic!
Chronic? You smoked it twice!
Well it’s my favorite, it takes me to far away places, daring swordfights, magic spells, a prince in disguise!
If you like it so much, you can have my half!
But Dale!
C’mon man take it!
Thanks best friend!

Look there he goes that guy is so peculiar, I think a doctor he should call
He’s a dreamy far-off joke, with his nose stuck in some coke
What a puzzle to the rest of us that Saul

Oh, isn’t this amazing! It’s my favorite one because you see, here’s where I meet Prince Charming and I won’t recover and wake up till after 3!
His leg he stuck it through a cop car windshield, all of his stunts freak out us all!
He is hiding us the best, some pineapple express!
Very different from the rest of us, yes different from the rest of us is Saul!