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Song Parodies -> "Cleobury's Beasts"
Original Song Title:
"Beauty and the Beast"
Original Performer:
Beauty and the Beast Soundtrack
Parody Song Title:
"Cleobury's Beasts"
Parody Written by:
WhizkidF
The Lyrics
I really adooooorrrre Stephen Cleobury's recordings with the King's College Choir,the Academy of Ancient Music,and,of course,EMI Classics.This parody was about the reviewers' judgements about the Bach recording with the description I mentioned.
(Instrumental intro)
Tales as old as Bach,
True as they could mar,
Barely even buds,
Just like slick soap suds,
They had gone too far.
Gritton was a pest,
Bostridge was the least,
They had sang so fast,
Chanting to the last,
Cleobury's beasts.
Michael George's a pain,
What a big surprise,
Michael Chance's a bore,
He did that before,
As their fame will rise,Ohhhhhh.....
(instrumental break)
Ohhhhhhh......
Michael George's a pain,
What a big surprise,
Michael Chance's a bore,
He did that before,
As their fame will rise,
Oh,oh,oh,oooohhhh!
Tales as old as Bach,
Lisa Milne's the best,
Cambridge Choir's great,
Words they can dictate,
We would all confess,
Seeing AAM (seeing AAM),
Eat Bachian feast,
Tales as old as Bach,
Im folage Christo nach,
Cleobury's beasts.
Tales as old as Bach,
Im folege Christo nach,
Cleobury's beasts.
Tales as old as Bach,
True as they could mar,
Barely even buds,
Just like slick soap suds,
They had gone too far.
Gritton was a pest,
Bostridge was the least,
They had sang so fast,
Chanting to the last,
Cleobury's beasts.
Michael George's a pain,
What a big surprise,
Michael Chance's a bore,
He did that before,
As their fame will rise,Ohhhhhh.....
(instrumental break)
Ohhhhhhh......
Michael George's a pain,
What a big surprise,
Michael Chance's a bore,
He did that before,
As their fame will rise,
Oh,oh,oh,oooohhhh!
Tales as old as Bach,
Lisa Milne's the best,
Cambridge Choir's great,
Words they can dictate,
We would all confess,
Seeing AAM (seeing AAM),
Eat Bachian feast,
Tales as old as Bach,
Im folage Christo nach,
Cleobury's beasts.
Tales as old as Bach,
Im folege Christo nach,
Cleobury's beasts.
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