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Song Parodies -> "La Fromage"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Beastie Boys

Parody Song Title:

"La Fromage"

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The Lyrics

Hey you bombed it, you know, this omelet
When it's on my plate, the cheese I'll grate
Cook up burgers or broccoli dear
I need some cheddar on top, now don't you dare sneer
Some Monterey Jack or Edam, please try
Or some Camembert on the side
All mine now, in the garage
I eat cheese y'all, c'est la fromage!

So so so shut it up, you can have your Buddha
I get enlightened by Gruyere or Gouda
The Brie is out, sad, all gone?
No matter bro, I'll take some Parmesan

There are some I've not tried yet
Like Pont L'Eveque, or Limburger, nope, nyet!!
For my date, get no ring and no corsage
Just bring some Laughing Cow, bring la fromage!!


The bricks all stacked on deli wall...
Shred it down y'all, c'est la fromage
Melt it down y'all. c'est la fromage
Fermented curds all, c'est la fromage
Fondue pots y'all, pour la fromage!!

That there cutlet, I know you grilled it
I see a big mistake on dinnerplate
Now I ain't grandstandin', won't you help me please?
Way down on my knees, hey won't you find me some cheese?
I'm going crazy, my head in a circle
Felling like Wallace or the nerd Steve Urkel
Bring it to me, use espionage
That creamy, yummy stuff, c'est la fromage!!
Copyright 2009, Agrimorfee.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 12

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Christie Marie M - June 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Le Fromage....yum! My fave cheeses are camembert, swiss, and brie. Deliciously written parody, Agri! I also love cheesecake, grilled cheese, cheese puffs, cheese souffle, mac and cheese, etc. I am very crazy over cheese fondue. I wrote this Lady Gaga parody about France and added Baked Brie to the first part. Anyways, here's 5 Stiltons, 5 Roqueforts, and 5 Muenster Cheeses.
Matthias - June 30, 2009 - Report this comment
I think that we were both hungry when we wrote these parodies, of course yours is a bit more of a high class breakfast than my sugar coated Cap'n Crunch, but it's still pretty crazy that we both did food parodies to this same song, lol.
Mark Scotti - June 30, 2009 - Report this comment
A very cheesy take on the song! LOL, and I'll have seconds...
Medemia - July 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Bring hither Le Fromage de la France. It's a bit runny. No matter. A bit more runny than you would like it. I don't care how runny it is. Ohhh... the cats gave it 5's.
Rex - July 03, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) This is better than Gouda, it's great! This is gonna be another tough voting round.
bobpiecheese - July 13, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Euch, I hate cheese. Horrible flavour, nasty taste...bleurgh. The parody was great, despite the fact that it's all about cheese. At least you had the good grace to mention Wallace of Wallace and Gromit. 555!
Below Average Dave - July 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Wonderful job on using the internal rhymes to your advantage, that's the way to hit a Beastie Boys song, hilarious title switch that I probably wouldn't have thought of in a hundred years. . .
Matthias - July 06, 2010 - Report this comment
Very cheesy! Some great subs in this one especially for the title!
Abbott Skelding - July 06, 2010 - Report this comment
ABC- nice work, love the original song and nice title sub.
Mark Scotit - July 06, 2010 - Report this comment
(ABC) Second helping of this was still DELICIOUS!!
Christie Marie M - July 08, 2010 - Report this comment
(ABC K/L) (Imitates Steve Urkel) Hey Agri, got any cheese? Hee hee hee (snort snort snort). Ok, anyways, Monsieur Agri, nice to enjoy your cheese loving parody the second time around! And see comment above!
Guy - July 11, 2010 - Report this comment

"Some are Bries" as in "Seals and Crofts OS entitled "Summer Breeze".

I like cheese anyway you cut it and yhis parody has been cut from the "mold" very well. Fine work here AG.
Andria - July 16, 2010 - Report this comment
(ABC K & L) Great work here, Agrimorfee... I think I'm going to have to eat some kind of cheese after I'm done commenting and voting for this contest. Rolling a 555-kilogram wheel of AmIRight Grade A Gouda Parody Cheese your way. :-)
bobpiecheese - July 25, 2010 - Report this comment
(ABC-KL) See above!
Below Average Dave - July 26, 2010 - Report this comment
This one is fantastic Agri, really good job
LilCheddarCakes - July 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Qui, Qui . . . . La Fromage . . . C'est si bon, MonSieur !

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