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Song Parodies -> "Fat Monkey"

Original Song Title:

"Brass Monkey"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Beastie Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Fat Monkey"

Parody Written by:

Skittle, and Fattylicious

The Lyrics

(Chorus) (Both)
Fat Monkey - that chunky Monkey
fat Monkey - drunkie
That f*ckin Monkey

(Skittle)
Got this monkey that's fatter than hell
eat you fat Monkey - now tell me how you feel
Put your left leg down - your right leg up
Tilt your head back - let's see if you can jump
there he goes eating again -why the hell is he eating again
falls back on his fat ass and watches Jackie Chan
he’s offered veggies - we don't mind steak every now and then
Wherever we go we make the monkey look away from mickey d’s
then we eat it in front of him - hehehehehehe
that damn monkey eats up all the food most definitely
I hate that f*ckin Monkey and he knows it well
that’s why I lock him in the closet with a queer named dale

(Chorus) (Both)
Fat Monkey - that chunky Monkey
fat Monkey - drunkie
That f*ckin Monkey

Cause he eats all the time - I’m fat but atleast I keep a slow pace
When it's time to eat food - I pour it on my face
Monkey’s still fat if you make him eat rice
and to top it all of that fat little bitch ain’t very nice
Coolin' by the lockers feelin kinda chunky
Me and the crew - we hate that fat monkey
This girl walked by - she gave me the eye
I reached in the locker - tryin to find my Spanish Fly
it was takin by the monkey - who drank it in a cup
the monkey started humpin the girl, "WHAT THE F*** IS UP?!"
I offered her a sip - the girl she gave me the pass
and then told me to stick that fat monkey up my ass

(Chorus) (Both)
Fat Monkey - that chunky Monkey
fat Monkey - drunkie
That f*ckin Monkey

(Chorus) (Both)
Fat Monkey - that chunky Monkey
fat Monkey - drunkie
That f*ckin Monkey

(Both)
WE HATE THAT F*CKIN FAT MONKEY!!!

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