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Song Parodies -> "Curls"

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Original Performer:

Beastie Boys

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Parody Written by:

Aaron Kubu

The Lyrics

Curls, I really don't like my curls
Cause in the morning it's curls
By the evening its curls

It bounces around when I walk
Get in my mouth when I talk
And in my teeth when I smile
Its almost as long as the Nile

Back in the day
There was a hair dresser round the way
she like my hair I said "ok"
I said I would not give her play
She asked "please" I said "no way"
Her scissors were dull and that's ok
If she would slip I would be slain

I hope she'll say, "Your hairs so nice, you no pay!"
I Asked her out - she said "no way!"
I should have probably guessed our dismay
And I broke north with no delay
I heard she moved real far away
That was two years ago this may
I seen her just the other day
She works at fist choice, turns out she was gay.

Curls- to get in my face
Curls- to get in my food
Curls- all over my laundry
Curls- and in the bathroom
Curls- I really don't like my curls
Cut it off i don't want curls
A new wave hairdos - no more curls
I ought to rip out my - curls, curls, curls, curls, curls, curls, curls!

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