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Song Parodies -> "Salazar"

Original Song Title:

"Sabotoge"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Beastie Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Salazar"

Parody Written by:

idempo

The Lyrics

This song is about Resident Evil 4
Girl in mind against other kind
Gonna Kill them all with my Red 9
Fighting can’t do nothing when I’m outta ammo
Cuz the merchant sold you the wrong blamo
So watch get your back and protect you from dead
They got parasites coming outta there heads
He’s so short, that little czar
He gonna kill y'all it's Salazar
So help me reload by giving me shells
Were’re gonna fight these monsters from hell
Luis, help me cuz I got zombs on the street
He tells me to aim at there feet
‘cause that dude you see is not a guy
Blast him off with a broken butterfly
Don’t get bit! You’ll be dazed as the stars
I know who to blame it on! It’s Salazar!

Grandmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa;
Bandaged and chainsaw wielding

You can blame it all on Salazar
You can blame it all on Salazar
You can blame it all on Salazar
Spanish Zombies, Dictionary please
What does un forastero mean?
I’m just on mission to rescue the prez’s daughter
And It feels hotter cuz of all this man slaughter
boxes filled with snakes that I kill later
Gotta protect the world before these guys enslave her
Take me to your leader, please don’t lie
I can’t believe it’s this guy, Salazar!

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