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Song Parodies -> "Star Trek Fanatics"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Beastie Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Star Trek Fanatics"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Star Trek DSC is coming in May on CBS All Access!
Star Trek fanatics, no lives tragic
No lives tragic, Star Trek fanatics
Another Convention, Another Convention

Since series "Enterprise" it's been a while
CBS is back with another pile
10 years before TOS, but don't smile
NCC-1031 looks Klingonish and vile
Something to dread?
The Shenzhou looks better meanwhile
Captain Georgiou only keeps her awhile
Her destruction's the set-up for pilot arrival
New Klingons to hate and to revile
Xenomorphic skin and new armor wild
T'Kuma, Kol, L'Rell as battle rivals
Klingon War and one hell of a trial
Damage, destruction, denial
Prime Universe, will DSC have style?
Discovery hybrid was McQuarrie's child
Has Star Trek gone wild?

Star Trek fanatics, no lives tragic
No lives tragic, Star Trek fanatics

Captain Lorca not focus of team
Lt. Commander Rainstead's POV seen
Lt. Saru a new alien being
Sarek and Admiral Anderson returning
Cadet Tilly's role has a meaning?
Discovery a hell of a new machine
Beyond NX-01 and 02 if you know what I mean
What the hell does all of this mean?
Stamets astromycology for geeks!
Retro-tech for nerd memorizing
Another Star Trek is their wet dream!
New Trek music and episode themes
They all know the Star Trek routine
Roddenberry's legacy oft-repeating
Another time, same galaxy, another NCC
Star Trek fanatics, no lives tragic

Star Trek fanatics, no lives tragic
No lives tragic, Star Trek fanatics

The Star Wars franchise they really can't top
Hyperdrive makes Warp Speed a flop
Super Star Destroyers make a Borg Cube pop
And light sabers always make far better props
Yoda's wisdom make a Vulcan go off
Darth Vader Kirk could never stop
Picard's diplomacy would face Death Star shock
So the Trekkers back to the little screen stop
Star Trek Beyond a box office flop
No wonder these geeks get mocked
They lack the logic of Mr. Spock...

Switch sides, instead of talkin' talk
... about techno-babble and Stardate clocks!

Star Trek fanatics, no lives tragic
No lives tragic, Star Trek fanatics
But it's new, it's new!!!

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Fred - March 13, 2017 - Report this comment
On the Cochrane Warp Scale I'd give this a... Blimey, the lad's right! Warp factor 5.55!
Peter Andersson - March 14, 2017 - Report this comment
The needs of the one fandom outweighs the need of the many... no... wait... that did'nt come out right... how about just live long and prosper?
Rob Arndt - March 14, 2017 - Report this comment
Thanks Star Trek fans! "Section 31 Control" the ST book comes out later this month. Good reading.

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