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Song Parodies -> "Batman's Screwed"

Original Song Title:

"I Love You"

Original Performer:

Barney and the Backyard Gang

Parody Song Title:

"Batman's Screwed"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Inspired by Jon, yesterday!
Batman's screwed,
Obesity,
Bruce Wayne too much fine dining
Belly bulge,
Can't fit into Batsuit,
Has over 200 lbs to lose!

Batman's screwed,
Not sexy,
Catwoman thinks he's disgusting
Batcar tough?
Broke seat and steering wheel too,
Batman! Batman! What will you do???

[Batman]
"Wilford Brimley, HELP!!! Got Diabeetus Type 2!!!"

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Overall Rating: 4.6
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bat ann - September 13, 2016 - Report this comment
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Jonathan - September 13, 2016 - Report this comment
I steal and wear the Batsuit ONE TIME and I never hear the end of it! 455
Rob Arndt - September 13, 2016 - Report this comment
Elvis just got bigger designer clothes!
Greg - September 14, 2016 - Report this comment
So Batman turned into Fatman? What did Robin turn into? Rotund!
Lucy Lement - September 15, 2016 - Report this comment
Funny!
Robin - September 15, 2016 - Report this comment
Holy no self-control Batman!

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