Love It! Don't forget Fish & Chicken! 5's

Thanks Jon. I love meat, but actually think I could eat fish everyday. Love Maine lobster, Alaskan snow crab, tilapia, battered Icelandic cod, and lemon pepper catfish!

Lobsters and crabs are crustaceans, and proud of it. Piss-poor parody.

Factually correct, but irrelevant in general conversation. Btw, angling is a Piss-Poor leisure activity and even worse pseudo-sport! Boredom supreme. Why don't you man up, grab a hunting rifle .300 or larger and try to hit moving game? Too manly for you, you wussy? Btw, your comments carry no weight with me.

Btw Angler, when someone says they could eat red meat for life, do they have to include the flightless birds Ostrich, Emu, and Rhea??? None are white meat chicken. They're ratites. FYE

Test your manhood and strength by battling a blue marlin in the Gulf of Mexico or a 150 lb. flying tarpon off the Florida Keys. Don't knock other people's sport until you've tried it. Come join wussies like Hemingway and Ted Williams, but only if you can endure sheer terror.

wow what's it matter if "Crab & Lobster" are FISH or not? it's all seafood and it's all good! BTW there IS imitation crab which is made from surimi (fish paste)

Ooooooooooooo, BURN on Angler!!!

Good one, Jon!

Shoot moving game? I'm hired to shoot predators like black bears, cougars and grizzlies. Anyone can kill a deer, but it takes a man to kill a varmint.

Hey Angler, when at sea don't snag a cephalopod! Bwahahahahahahaha!!!

You need to change your SN to BS :-))

Since when are super predators varmints? Varmints are small annoying pests. You don't know what you're talking about Ben Phony.

Hey Ben, you can ward off the predators/scavengers you listed with sound. My brother used to be a Park Ranger who advised hikers to attach bells to their backpacks, carry an Air Horn, or bang pots and pans to scare away predators. Having owned a $9000 Erma SR-100 with a Schmidt & Bender scope accurate out to 1600m, should I have run into a bear, I could have definitely put it down. I seriously doubt you or anyone else on this site ever fired .338LM. Not even the Police SWAT nor MILSWAT carry .338LM. Usually .308s. So you don't impress me at all. Most PDs with money carry M24s if they can get them. The Erma is superior. I'll give you shotguns because the Germans don't like them since WW1, but US SFs still use Berettas. Italy makes the best tac shotguns. I prefer Benelli myself.

My, my, you've been a busy little varmint today, RA — aka @BL and Jim. Looks like Angler and Ben Lilly, guys with gonads, got under your skin. The only time you used your real name was to bloviate again about firearms. Totally irrelevant. It's time for you to attach balls to your backpack. I don't know Angler, but I know the type. Could be Izaak Walton. Don't mess. But Ben Lilly? Shame on you for not knowing him. How did he get to this site, I wonder? Anyway, he doesn't stack the odds in his favor with the high tech wussy crap you're so fond of writing about. He uses his great-grandpa's Winchester lever-action rifles — a 30-30 for cougars and a .33 Winchester (.33 WCF) caliber for bears. He also uses a custom-made Bowie knife and once told a bear, "I condemn you, you black devil. I kill you in the name of the law." Then he dispatched it with the knife!
"Tim," I bet Angler snags cephalopods all the time; everybody loves octopus, especially you — when it's a pizza topping.

The haggard Old West Ben Lilly means nothing to me. He died in 1936. As for his weapons, my people the Germans were too busy inventing the breech-loading Dryse Needle Gun, the Borchardt automatic pistol, the first true SMG in WW1 (Bergmann MP-18), first AT guns, AA guns, and even aircraft motor cannon at 1400 rpm (mounted on Pfalz D.XII). And who cares about a Bowie? Eickhorns have killed more men than all other modern knives combined. Go fish with Angler wannabe pirate. Interesting to note that historically pirates liked to wear dresses and jewelry. Up to half were homosexual as well. Most died of scurvy. RN put naked condemned pirates in cages at the docks as examples. They weren't glorious at all- just seafaring scum.