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Song Parodies -> "Red Sparrow"
Original Song Title:
"I Love You"
Original Performer:
Barney and the Backyard Gang
Parody Song Title:
"Red Sparrow"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
A Red Sparrow was a Soviet female spy trained to gather Intel through seduction and sex. They were trained in Kazan, Tartarstan under 202 Training. A Red Sparrow would be used in what was in HUMINT terminology referred to as a "honey trap." Lots of male Western Govt and Intel types fell for these and divulged sensitive information to the enemy.
Red Sparrow,
From KGB,
Honey Trap set with a Blonde cutie
Has a large bust,
Pair of long legs too,
More than an orgasm she'll get from you!!!
Red Sparrow,
Dead drops, brushing,
Best at using sexuality
In HER you trust,
Classified info you now spew,
Have no idea that you've been used!
Idiot!!!
From KGB,
Honey Trap set with a Blonde cutie
Has a large bust,
Pair of long legs too,
More than an orgasm she'll get from you!!!
Red Sparrow,
Dead drops, brushing,
Best at using sexuality
In HER you trust,
Classified info you now spew,
Have no idea that you've been used!
Idiot!!!
HUMINT= HUMan INTelligence
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I've gotta get me some classified information... 455
Jon, the Reds also had homosexual seduction agents known as Ravens. Similar E German Stasi agents were known as Romeos and Juliets!
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