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Song Parodies -> "Spat Turned You"
Original Song Title:
"I Love You"
Original Performer:
Barney and the Backyard Gang
Parody Song Title:
"Spat Turned You"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
A Spat (short for spatula) is a woman who turns straight men gay any number of ways: nagging, poor sex, being boring, lacking energy, poor conversationalist, bad to be around, unresponsive to romance, etc...
Spat turned you,
From shes to hes
Sex with her was frustrating
Wouldn't budge,
No experimenting too,
Two years wasted, so you withdrew
Spat turned you,
With her fat body,
Always racking up calories
Life got tough,
To the gym- workouts with Stew
Look good in spandex... who knew?!?
BDSM- Woo hoo!!!
From shes to hes
Sex with her was frustrating
Wouldn't budge,
No experimenting too,
Two years wasted, so you withdrew
Spat turned you,
With her fat body,
Always racking up calories
Life got tough,
To the gym- workouts with Stew
Look good in spandex... who knew?!?
BDSM- Woo hoo!!!
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and then just one look at Kate Upton and BOOM! they're straight again! 5's
Dang Jon, your comment above gives me another idea!
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