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Song Parodies -> "Star Trek News"

Original Song Title:

"I Love You"

Original Performer:

Barney and the Backyard Gang

Parody Song Title:

"Star Trek News"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The new CBS series is "Star Trek Destiny" and features NCC-1031Destiny as the new ship fashioned from Ralph McQuarrie's vision a long time ago. The ship will be in the prime universe, but no century given. It definitely looks like it is closer to NX-01 than NCC-1701 Enterprise.
Star Trek news,
NCC-1031she'll be
Comi-Con nudge,
With a teaser preview,
In January it does debut...

Star Trek news,
What century?
Between "Enterprise" and TMP???
Number 31,
May give us a clue,
Section 31 makes clandestine moves...

Zero admission, Zero accountability
Such a premise is overdue...
Read David Mack's books on Section 31 for more information. However, this is just broad speculation.

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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Jonathan - July 26, 2016 - Report this comment
Whew! finally I can comment again! on friday my cable service went out and I mean completely out! no phone no internet no television not a single luxury! (LOL!) and only just today did I get it back! turns out some idiot for the cable company installed cable for some new neighbors that moved into the house right behind me and unplugged my house's cable never plugging it back in it took getting a contractor (who by the way had to be called on a cellphone because again no land-line for days!) to figure that out as far as television goes he recommended switching out to Direct TV instead of the provider I have now and honestly I think I just might! I am not happy with my cable provider as they frequently cut out anyway robbing me the opportunity to share my "ingenious" puns with the good people of amiright on friday I only got to read and comment on one parody the conqueror's take on "Total Eclipse Of The Heart" before everything went kaput! Thank God I had my "Golden Girls" DVDs to save me from complete boredom! LOL! but anyway enough griping I'm back! and if my cable company plays nice I'll probably have a new parody up on this upcoming friday! but as for your parody Rob it's pretty good 455 and thanks for the info on the new "Star Trek" series I may have to check that out! as well as tell my father about it (as I've mentioned before he's a pretty big Trekker!) I also believe the original show is on Me-TV now which I'll probably check out here soon! (now that I can watch TV again! LOL!)
Rob Arndt - July 26, 2016 - Report this comment
Great that you're back, Jon. It's weird when you don't comment. You missed my eggnog X-mas in July parody from yesterday. Look it up...
Migraine - July 26, 2016 - Report this comment
Jonathan -- Your comments would be readable if you would use a period to end a sentence and a cap to begin one. Please, I got a headache.
Wow! - July 27, 2016 - Report this comment
This parody is truly incredible! Unbelievable! Stunning! An example to us all!
Gee Whiz! - July 27, 2016 - Report this comment
And the pacing is really something!

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