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Song Parodies -> "They Nuked You"

Original Song Title:

"I Love You"

Original Performer:

Barney and the Backyard Gang

Parody Song Title:

"They Nuked You"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The B-29s that nuked the Japs...
They nuked you,
Filmed by Great Artiste,
Hiroshima and Nagasaki
Atomic loads,
From Tinian they flew,
From then on the Rising Sun was doomed!

They nuked you,
Made history,
August 22nd was to repeat
Truman budged,
Third core held overdue,
Kokura was spared from the third nuke...
It's interesting to note that the second target was originally Kokura, but upon arrival by Bockscar (aka Bock's Car) was obscured by haze. Japanese AA was zeroing in and Japanese fighters were climbing, so Major Sweeny moved to secondary of Nagasaki. Capt Bock and crew had swapped out to The Great Artiste to film and take scientific readings. Great Artiste was to do the second drop but could not be converted over for Fatboy as the timetable had been moved up from August 11th to the 9th. The third bomb was to be used against Kokura on Aug 22nd, but Truman halted the core to Tinian under pressure from the scientific community. Japan threw in the towel when the USSR invaded Manchuria. The US produced 5 atomic bombs in 1945 counting The Gadget at Trinity and both Little Boy and Fatman.

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Jonathan - July 14, 2016 - Report this comment
and as Robert Ellis Orrall would say Boom! It Was Over Just Like That! 455
Rob Arndt - July 14, 2016 - Report this comment
Kokura was spared twice, so there's this Japanese expression "the luck of Kokura."

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