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Song Parodies -> "Stuck on You"

Original Song Title:

"I Love You"

Original Performer:

Barney and the Backyard Gang

Parody Song Title:

"Stuck on You"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Has this ever happened? Worse than in "Smokey and the Bandit?"
Stuck on you,
Tethered TP,
More than just embarrassing
Stuck to your butt,
To your anus it's glued,
Horror as the roll begins to unspool!!!

Stuck on you,
Pant-tuck seen,
As you walk, TP trailing!
You're so being judged,
As you leave the restroom,
Mortified as you notice it's YOU!!!

Wish the TP was stuck on your shoe...
In S&TB the TP was stuck to Sheriff Justice's glasses! A waitress from the diner recovers it outside.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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Jonathan - July 07, 2016 - Report this comment
I think i heard once that native americans used to sleep in TP is this true? 5's

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