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Song Parodies -> "He Doesn't Poo"
Original Song Title:
"I Love You"
Original Performer:
Barney and the Backyard Gang
Parody Song Title:
"He Doesn't Poo"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Apparently, Kim Jong Un is thought as divine as his father, so he doesn't urinate or defecate!
He doesn't poo,
He doesn't pee,
No worries about wife's toilet seat!
No turd nudge,
No straining for him to do,
Somehow his body just processes food
(Like a God)
He doesn't poo,
He doesn't pee,
No Numbers 1, 2, or 3!
Stands for hours, doesn't budge,
Eats as much as he can consume,
Hey... wait a sec... what's that secret room?
(The one that smells so odious?)
STATE SECRET!!!!
He doesn't pee,
No worries about wife's toilet seat!
No turd nudge,
No straining for him to do,
Somehow his body just processes food
(Like a God)
He doesn't poo,
He doesn't pee,
No Numbers 1, 2, or 3!
Stands for hours, doesn't budge,
Eats as much as he can consume,
Hey... wait a sec... what's that secret room?
(The one that smells so odious?)
STATE SECRET!!!!
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Just..Un-credible!
and he has never ever had a pimple in his life! 455
When he was born the sky opened up and there were double rainbows!!! I think he stole that from a Skittles commercial ;-)
Makes you wander what happens if his doctor wants a stool sample.
Although revered as a deity with magical powers, Kim Jong Un's Escort Command convoy not only has a mobile toilet, but all of Un's Mercedes have either mini-toilets or chamber pots!!!
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