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Song Parodies -> "Who'd Beat Who?"

Original Song Title:

"I Love You"

Original Performer:

Barney and the Backyard Gang

Parody Song Title:

"Who'd Beat Who?"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Star Trek vs Star Wars universe!
Who'd beat who?
Which galaxy?
NCCs vs ISDs
Warp is like sludge,
Compared to hyperdrive cruise
In this, Star Trek would surely lose...

Who'd beat who?
In weaponry ?
Photon Torps 'gainst ion cannons, Jeez!!!
Phaser vs blaster grudge,
Swarms of T.I.E.s to battle too
In this, Star Trek would also lose...

So you got a teleporter, F' you!!! (Trekkers)

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Peter Andersson - June 02, 2016 - Report this comment
I think everyone is looking at this classic "battle" all wrong, the real question might be "Who was the most annoying plot carrying character - Wesley Crusher on Star Trek or Jar-Jar Binks on Star Wars?
Rob Arndt - June 02, 2016 - Report this comment
Wesley had moments of brilliance in engineering with Geordi and Data. Mesa tinkin' it be Jar Jar. He should have been fed to a big Goober Fish!!!
Rob Arndt - June 02, 2016 - Report this comment
Just think of the Super Star Destroyer Executer at over 8 miles long with 5000 turbo lasers and ion cannons just ramming a Borg Cube. No competition. I'd like to see Kirk or Picard face Admiral Thrawn or Admiral Daala. Jedis also put Sulu's swordsmanship to shame.
Jonathan - June 02, 2016 - Report this comment
I prefer Star Wars myself but that maybe due to the fact that I still haven't seen much of Star Trek as for more annoying character meesa think you gotta be really annoying to outdo Jar Jar! 455

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