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Song Parodies -> "I Love 'Hos"

Original Song Title:

"I Love You"

Original Performer:

Barney and the Backyard Gang

Parody Song Title:

"I Love 'Hos"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

I love 'Hos,
I'm Pimp-Daddy
Hit the streets, make me money!
Jewels furs, drugs
and protection too,
B-tches do what I want them to do!

Gold Caddy, peacocking, fist stick...

I love 'Hos,
My Prossies,
Please the John's, get some p-ssy!
They know my mug,
And know I don't excuse,
Every couple hours my money's due!

Need to unwind? Got me a 'Ho for you..
"Simone!!!"
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Jonathan - February 18, 2016 - Report this comment
so THIS is what Barney's been up to since his show ended! sad... 5's
Rob Arndt - February 19, 2016 - Report this comment
Lots of old school pimps portrayed in movies and TV shows of the '70s peacocked in purple, which is the color of royalty! Usually a feather in a wild leopard cap, cloak, platform shoes, a fist stick in gold and a gold trimmed Caddy! Pimps now are just thug gangstas peddling crack as well as prostitutes. The old .38 or .357 replaced by auto pistols or Uzi/Ingram SMGs or worse! Where did the class go?

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