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Song Parodies -> "My Dog Drools"

Original Song Title:

"I Love You"

Original Performer:

Barney and the Backyard Gang

Parody Song Title:

"My Dog Drools"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

For any dog lover...
My dog drools,
Worse than pee,
Open mouth with gums flapping
Hate that sticky stuff,
Everywhere it pools,
Dogs don't smile, just drip sal-goo!

My dog drools,
All over me,
Worse than any face licking
In her teeth- gunk,
Remnants of her food
Eating a dentastick she looks so cool...

Awww, come here girl! I still love you

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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Jonathan - April 26, 2016 - Report this comment
I have a little pet chorkie and while he doesn't "drool" he is very affectionate and loves to give puppy kisses (licking) I am a very big fan of dogs by the way! 5's
John Lomain - April 26, 2016 - Report this comment
Funny, 5's
Rob Arndt - April 26, 2016 - Report this comment
Thanks guys!

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