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Song Parodies -> "I Love You (21st Century Extended)"
Original Song Title:
"I Love You"
Original Performer:
Barney and the Backyard Gang
Parody Song Title:
"I Love You (21st Century Extended)"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Got this idea from Jon. Barney and the Gang need to inform kids what's really going on in the world if they truly love them!
I love you,
Beware kiddies,
Jew pedophiles charge for the candy!
With a great big hush,
Daddies & Mommies... you have two?
LGBT Rights and you are screwed!
I love you,
ISIS ain't sweet,
Children's Hospital? Drones aren't discreet!
With a little nudge,
Stay away from drugs too,
Bubble Gum E-cigs aimed at you!
I love you,
Cops on beat,
Shoot Black teens as sporting feat!
They say don't judge,
Always keep them in view,
Carry a cell camera always on you!
I love you,
But have to repeat,
Nothing is like dear old Sesame Street
Life is tough,
Violence ain't new,
Left and Right will NOT help you!
You're on your own kids!!!
Beware kiddies,
Jew pedophiles charge for the candy!
With a great big hush,
Daddies & Mommies... you have two?
LGBT Rights and you are screwed!
I love you,
ISIS ain't sweet,
Children's Hospital? Drones aren't discreet!
With a little nudge,
Stay away from drugs too,
Bubble Gum E-cigs aimed at you!
I love you,
Cops on beat,
Shoot Black teens as sporting feat!
They say don't judge,
Always keep them in view,
Carry a cell camera always on you!
I love you,
But have to repeat,
Nothing is like dear old Sesame Street
Life is tough,
Violence ain't new,
Left and Right will NOT help you!
You're on your own kids!!!
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line 3 of your parody reminds me of this joke I read "what did the Jewish pedophile say to the little boy? hey kid wanna buy some candy?" 5's
Thanks Jon for the inspiration and vote! I should have worked in " don't drink rust and lead goo!"
Line 3 is an ethnic slur, Rob and Jonathan. Not funny!
Line 3 I used from "Family Guy", Jon had nothing to do with it. I apologize. I should have used " Some pedophiles charge for candy" instead. OK?
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