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Song Parodies -> "Kim's Hair-do"

Original Song Title:

"I Love You"

Original Performer:

Barney and the Backyard Gang

Parody Song Title:

"Kim's Hair-do"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Kim Jong Un hates small people, even though he's 5" away from 6 ft tall himself! Wears platform shoes of 3" and has 3" of hair to add 6" to his body to appear 6' 1" tall in public.
Kim's Hair-do,
So freaky,
He's short, only 5' 7" standing
Platform shoes touch,
Makes him look tall upon review,
Hates short people, has race defect blues

Dear Leader is divine, as God is huge!!!

Kim's Hair-do,
Officially,
Maintains hair styles in his country
Tries to look tough,
Had all small people thus removed,
Sterilized them so they couldn't reproduce!

Cure for shortness was just a ruse!*
* claim for a cure for shortness broadcasted. All who showed up were shipped to the wilderness and sterilized or killed. There are rumors of dwarf villages in rural N Korea.

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Jonathan - September 29, 2017 - Report this comment
Kim Jong Un's got no reason... 455

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