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Song Parodies -> "The Toothbrush"

Original Song Title:

"I Love You"

Original Performer:

Barney and the Backyard Gang

Parody Song Title:

"The Toothbrush"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

How Hitler adopted the toothbrush moustache over his previous Kaiser handlebar and otter types!
The toothbrush,
Moustache glee,
Ordered by trim by German Armee
Lost handlebar with nudge,
And his otter too,
Gas mask M17 on face was glued!

The toothbrush,
Hitler- Nazi,
Killed it's immense popularity
Looked like a smudge,
Grease smear by Allies troops,
"Sh-tstache" is what they dared called you!!!

Herr Hitler...

Note: American troops got the smear idea from the British, but often got disciplined for it unlike the Tommy's. German troops imitating Hitler could also be disciplined or moved from West to Ostfront.

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 9

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Jonathan - April 21, 2016 - Report this comment
I prefer electric toothbrushes myself... 5's
Rob Arndt - April 21, 2016 - Report this comment
Amazingly, the toothbrush moustache originated in America and not Germany. I think 19th Century. Chapman made it famous. Hitler made it infamous. I just told his story here- due to being ordered to trim his older types for gas mask use.
John Lomain - April 21, 2016 - Report this comment
funny stuff

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