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Song Parodies -> "SIG 320"

Original Song Title:

"I Love You"

Original Performer:

Barney and the Backyard Gang

Parody Song Title:

"SIG 320"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

320 is pronounced (3-2-Oh) here...
SIG 320,
For Army,
Replaces M9, was meant to to be
Rejected Glock,
And all American models too,
But are the defect rumors true?

SIG 320,
Don't drop it- please
Hit on mag base causes firing
Police complain much,
Misfires happen too,
But the M17* will be improved

... troops hope
* military designation if adopted

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 15

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Jonathan - September 21, 2017 - Report this comment
oh, 320? I thought this said H20. oh well... 455
Hustle23 - September 24, 2017 - Report this comment
Easily the laziest and lamest writer on this site, Who are the idiots who think that was humorous
Bitter Bob - September 24, 2017 - Report this comment
Shhhh....don't ruin it
Rob Arndt - September 24, 2017 - Report this comment
To each his own. There are plenty of vet writers that write about the mundane daily. But let's auto-555 them because everyone has some chums here ;-)
Dental Mental - September 24, 2017 - Report this comment
Laughed so hard I ...
Patrick - September 27, 2017 - Report this comment
Glocks have rather light triggers, sometimes can fire twice when you only meant to shoot once. But, a pistol that fires when you slap the magazine base is seriously defective. A lot of the new pocket .380's and 9mm's should be made with the European style magazine latch. I know people who have problems with the magazine disengaging while being carried in the pocket, a dangerous situation should you need to use it.
Rob Arndt - September 27, 2017 - Report this comment
Too bad only US SFs and HRUs get HK pistols. The Mark 23 would be fine and in .45 cal... but it's too heavy and trigger pull is a b*tch (single or double action). One asks the question WHY combat pistols are even necessary now that PDWs are around and TMPs? Beretta submitted it's new APX pistol.

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