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Song Parodies -> "Weapon Use?"

Original Song Title:

"I Love You"

Original Performer:

Barney and the Backyard Gang

Parody Song Title:

"Weapon Use?"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The Embassy in Cuba has come under attack by an unknown weapon that defies physics!
Weapon use?
Our Embassy,
Pain weapon used is a mystery
We don't know much
Sonic device may be in use,
"Localized? Impossible!" scientists refute!

Weapon use?
Pain, brain bleeds,
Concussions, sickness, general unease
WTF?
Cubans lack technology to use,
Russian device? So far, no proof!
Could be an aimed external carrier wave ultrasonic transmission... maybe... just guessing. Seems equally impossible as single rooms or parts of rooms are targeted while adjoining rooms and people not affected at all. Ultrasonic pinger or burst transmission? Again, unknown at this time.

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Patrick - September 19, 2017 - Report this comment
You'd think the Cubans would want better relations with the US. This doesn't help.
Jonathan - September 19, 2017 - Report this comment
sounds like someone's got some splainin' to do! 455
O'Razor - September 19, 2017 - Report this comment
Embassies are full of military technology. Most likely cause is something malfunctioning on the inside. If so three external problems. 1. Bad PR for the manufacturer. 2. Bad PR for the diplomatic corps. 3. Long time to come persisting bad PR through open insurance dispyte military vs civilian side. Blaming the cubans solve all three because they can't prove they didn't do it! It's a triple win!
Rob Arndt - September 20, 2017 - Report this comment
This is nothing new as the USSR used microwaves against American Diplomats in Moscow during the cold war. Preliminary investigation has revolved around an ultrasonic weapon. Cuba lacks that level of technology. Best guess in a Russian device at this time.

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