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Song Parodies -> "Kpinga Cool"
Original Song Title:
"I Love You"
Original Performer:
Barney and the Backyard Gang
Parody Song Title:
"Kpinga Cool"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
The Zande Kpinga weapon is a 3-blade ancient knife still in use in Africa. US Special Forces want to make a modern version of it.
Kpinga cool,
From Zandes,
3-blade knife comes in handy
Overhead or side-thrown,
One blade will always follow through,
Takes no skill, just a full view!
Kpinga cool,
Like on TV,
Klingon weapon works similarly
Mek'leth as such,
Works on the same principal,
Multi-blades are more successful*
From Zandes,
3-blade knife comes in handy
Overhead or side-thrown,
One blade will always follow through,
Takes no skill, just a full view!
Kpinga cool,
Like on TV,
Klingon weapon works similarly
Mek'leth as such,
Works on the same principal,
Multi-blades are more successful*
* single blade throwing knives rely on skill and orientation + conditions. The Kpinga strikes almost everytime with even unskilled warriors throwing in a general direction!
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Reminds me of the Gurkha Kukri knife!
now, this is the knife! 455
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