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Song Parodies -> "Kpinga Cool"

Original Song Title:

"I Love You"

Original Performer:

Barney and the Backyard Gang

Parody Song Title:

"Kpinga Cool"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The Zande Kpinga weapon is a 3-blade ancient knife still in use in Africa. US Special Forces want to make a modern version of it.
Kpinga cool,
From Zandes,
3-blade knife comes in handy
Overhead or side-thrown,
One blade will always follow through,
Takes no skill, just a full view!

Kpinga cool,
Like on TV,
Klingon weapon works similarly
Mek'leth as such,
Works on the same principal,
Multi-blades are more successful*
* single blade throwing knives rely on skill and orientation + conditions. The Kpinga strikes almost everytime with even unskilled warriors throwing in a general direction!

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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Kevin - September 19, 2017 - Report this comment
Reminds me of the Gurkha Kukri knife!
Jonathan - September 19, 2017 - Report this comment
now, this is the knife! 455

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