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Song Parodies -> "Sticky Foods"

Original Song Title:

"I Love You"

Original Performer:

Barney and the Backyard Gang

Parody Song Title:

"Sticky Foods"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Inspired by Jon's food parodies!
Sticky foods,
Stretched taffy,
Glazed donuts, sushi, and golden honey
Also fruit roll-ups,
Marshmallows turned to goo,
And plenty of gum for everyone to chew!

Under tables, in your hair, on your butt, and on your shoes!

Sticky foods,
Caramel with ice cream,
Peanut butter and jam to school to that kids bring
Maple syrup breakfast touch,
Honey buns as a snack food,
Pizza triple cheese strung all over you!

Of course, spilled soda that sticks like tough glue!!!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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Jonathan - August 10, 2017 - Report this comment
could actually go for some sushi or donuts, right about now... 455
P.S. on another, crunchy-food related note, Rob, if your Hydrox cookie search has remained fruitless thus far, your Big Lots (which I'm pretty sure you mentioned having, where you live.) might have them. was pleasantly surprised to see them at my store, and bought a pack!
Rob Arndt - August 11, 2017 - Report this comment
Thanks Jon for the rating and the info! Looking forward to your next parody.

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