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Song Parodies -> "Petting Zoo"

Original Song Title:

"I Love You"

Original Performer:

Barney and the Backyard Gang

Parody Song Title:

"Petting Zoo"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

What if they mixed all the weird petting zoos together?
Petting zoo,
So creepy,
Just wristed an Eagle with it's sharp beak
Llama spit sucks,
But the Pandolins were cool,
Was uneasy as the Big Cats drooled!

To a one ton Liger I looked like a meal!

Petting zoo,
Handling a tarantula was not easy
Needed something to hug,
The koala bear my fave marsupial,
On eucalyptus leaves it did chew... and chew... and chew!

Stepped in all sorts of animal doo-doo,
The hyenas laughed at me, felt like a fool!

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Jonathan - July 31, 2017 - Report this comment
I need a zoo pun!
I'm holding out for a zoo pun, so I can comment right!
it's sure to be lame, but at the least, cute
can you guess the tune, amiright?
CML's zoo pun for Jonathan - July 31, 2017 - Report this comment
I learned there was a new shipment of wildebeests coming to the zoo. So I called the zoo and said, "What's the status of the wildebeests; you herd any gnus?"
Rob Arndt - July 31, 2017 - Report this comment
"Holding Out for a Hero" by Bonnie Tyler, of course!
Jonathan - August 01, 2017 - Report this comment
CML - awesome! just what I needed! thanks!
Rob - you got it!

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