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Song Parodies -> "Terrible Foods"

Original Song Title:

"I Love You"

Original Performer:

Barney and the Backyard Gang

Parody Song Title:

"Terrible Foods"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Terrible foods,
No diversity,
British food bland mediocrity!
Russian greasy stuff,
Fatty, boiled, stale, and crude
Bad weather year round means little fresh food!

Terrible foods,
Mexican scene,
Melted cheese, corn, beans doesn't = cuisine!
Ukraine is tough,
Vodka dishes for breakfast... cool?
Salad with pickles made for fools...

And then there's Swedish Surstromming
Gags me, 'tis cruel!

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 12

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Peter Andersson - July 14, 2017 - Report this comment
What's wrong with Swedish Surstromming? Don't answer that, it was rhetorical, the real question should be What's NOT wrong with Swedish Surstromming (and the answer is Nothing!)
Jonathan - July 14, 2017 - Report this comment
I need a burger! 455
Rob Arndt - July 14, 2017 - Report this comment
Fermented herring isn't on my fish list, Peter! I'll take one of those $666 Posh Burgers first ;-)
Jen - July 17, 2017 - Report this comment
The food is revolting, but this parody isn't! 5-5-5!

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