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Song Parodies -> "Nazi Shoes"

Original Song Title:

"I Love You"

Original Performer:

Barney and the Backyard Gang

Parody Song Title:

"Nazi Shoes"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

One of my detractors wanted me to write about shoes.. ok, done!
Nazi shoes,
Rommel's needs,
At home wore Indian moosehide- Gee!
Stitched swastika on top,
The old type good luck for use,
Rommel love the Old West and Karl May books!

Nazi shoes,
Gestapo shoe gun, naturally!
Three barreled flop,
Built into false end and then removed,
Squeeze fired... but apparently never was used*

Nazi female spies had heel guns too!**
* no record of use. Made by Gessler Shoes. Similar to the Nazi belt buckle .22 pistol. False heel end mounted on thin rails. Removed, facing forward. Squeeze the sides tight and this tripped the release spring, opening the cover and swiveling the barrels straight which activated the striker. Bizarre contraption! Most German men's shoes only went up to 10 1/2. The odd extended shoe length meant the wearer had to slip on a false extended heel attachment with straps. Was awkward to get used to. Designed as an emergency weapon.
** Single shot pull-back and release fire! Predecessor to Soviet KGB and US CIA lipstick guns! Soviet and American troops also confiscated German Volkssturm cane and umbrella guns!

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Peter Andersson - July 13, 2017 - Report this comment
Can't be much left untuched on the nazi theme for you by now. Nazi sholaces? Nazi earmuffs? Nazi eggnog? Nazi mistress's nail sculpting saloons? ;-)
Jonathan - July 13, 2017 - Report this comment
I did Nazi this one coming! 455
Rob Arndt - July 13, 2017 - Report this comment
Peter, no. There is a neverending supply of Third Reich information and second... why are you not writing about how Sweden has fallen to the Muslims? It appears you lack proper police and military power to control your territory or to expel these devils from your nation.

Jon, thanks man! Do you have any new themed parodies in the pipeline?

Btw, for those who don't understand the Rommel info... he was fascinated by the American Old West as Hitler was and distributed Karl May's books to his troops. May's works led to the Lone Ranger and Tonto- Old Shatterhand & Winnetou preceded them!

Jonathan - July 13, 2017 - Report this comment
^ thanks for asking, mate! actually, I've submitted some parodies, which should be up tomorrow! (maybe monday, as they sometimes don't post parodies submitted on thursday until then.) among them, is the mongoose parody requested by Ben before, as well as a request of yours! keep your eyes peeled! :)
Rob Arndt - July 14, 2017 - Report this comment
Will do :-)
Peter Andersson - July 15, 2017 - Report this comment
Don't worry Rob - if that should ever happen I'll start posting from Norway, Finland or Denmark - maybe I'll even flee to the USA, I already know the language and Sweden's not yet on the no-fly list, right?

The muslims I work with at my hospital are all perfectly normal people, hellbent on just one thing, helping other humans to restored health. Sure, there are som twenty or thirty no-go at night zone suburbs in our country - but those weren't any kind of Nirvana before the refugees started coming and adding to the unemployment numbers either. All in all I guess the total sum of religious violence in Sweden as a whole is still less than in Chicago or Berkeley alone!

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