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Song Parodies -> "#937 Cruel"

Original Song Title:

"I Love You"

Original Performer:

Barney and the Backyard Gang

Parody Song Title:

"#937 Cruel"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

"Alien" movie 1979...
#937* cruel,
Ash keeps it away from Ripley
He won't budge,
Only one thing to do,
See Mother and override you

#937 cruel,
Corporate greed,
Crew expendable per special need
Alien is tough,
Yes, it slaughtered the crew,
But Ripley made toast out of you!

Some cryo-sleep long overdue...
[To be continued]
* Special Order #937, RESTRICTED, Science officer eyes only

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 11

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Jonathan - July 12, 2017 - Report this comment
"insert pun here." 455
Jeff - July 13, 2017 - Report this comment
Chest-bursting laughter? 5's
Peter Andersson - July 13, 2017 - Report this comment
My five cents: Alien 1979 was a great movie, Aliens 1986 was even better, first movie I ever paid to see twice. Alien 3 killed Newt and Hicks within the opening credits and was overall a huge let down. Alien resurrection had a great cast and captured the right vibe, I really liked it, up until those last twenty minutes when it became such a piece of crap that one could hardly believe it. Prometheus was terrible - such a turn-off that I've actually stayed away from watching Covenant so far (I figure I can watch on television eventually).
Rob Arndt - July 13, 2017 - Report this comment
"Alien: Awakening" is next followed by another future Alien movie~ per Ridley Scott! Hang in there, Peter!

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