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Song Parodies -> "Red B-2"

Original Song Title:

"I Love You"

Original Performer:

Barney and the Backyard Gang

Parody Song Title:

"Red B-2"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Tupolev PAK DA, 2019...
Red B-2,
A flying wing,
Not from Horten, nor Northrop, but a Red machine
Body-blended as such,
Four engines and anti-radar grooves,
RAM & RAS to be improved*

Red B-2,
Subsonic speed,
6800 miles with a 30 ton belly**
Electo-optical touch,
Hypersonic missiles to launch too,
Will make it tough for interceptors to get through!

B-21 Raider looks nothing like you
Except for cruise...
Able to carry all Russian nukes

... about 300Kt will do!!!***
* over the B-2 Spirit
** Bomb bay
*** Inside joke

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