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Song Parodies -> "Miss Old Foods"

Original Song Title:

"I Love You"

Original Performer:

Barney and the Backyard Gang

Parody Song Title:

"Miss Old Foods"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Discontinued items...
Miss old foods,
Choco- crunchy,
Lays Chocolate potato chips were a thing!
Oreo stuf,
All Stuf white was oh so cool,
No cookie covers to dip in moo goo!

Miss old foods,
Chocolate Bliss glee,
Hostess mini cake made kids so happy!
Pac Man launch,
Chef Boyardee cheesy pasta in groups,
Video gaming turned into shaped foods!

Coke Vanilla was amazing too!
Got a craving for Fiery Habanero Doritos to chew!!!

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 14

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Brad - July 06, 2017 - Report this comment
Wait a sec, are you saying that chocolate potato chips actually existed? This was once featured on a King of the Hill episode. Bill bought some! How would they stay fresh and wouldn't they melt on a hot day?
Jonathan - July 06, 2017 - Report this comment
^ yes, friend. they existed. I was initially hesitant to try them, but they were actually pretty good! can't remember what time of year I finally tried them, but mine never melted. 455
Gourmet - July 06, 2017 - Report this comment
There's the old classic that's served on a shingle. You're sure to love it.
Rob Arndt - July 06, 2017 - Report this comment
Thanks guys and YES, we kids did eat SOS (Sh-t on a Shingle)!!! Chipped beef on toast. Looked kinda nasty back then!

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