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Song Parodies -> "World's Worst Fruit"

Original Song Title:

"I Love You"

Original Performer:

Barney and the Backyard Gang

Parody Song Title:

"World's Worst Fruit"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Durian:

World's worst fruit,
So stinky,
Smells like excrement and moldy feet
Banned as such,
In hotels, airports, transports, and at the pool,
Serving it is oh so cruel!

Passion Fruit:

World's worst fruit,
Passion, no glee,
It's texture is cold and it's so slimy
Put it in the fridge,
Solidify that goo,
Tastes like rotten pudding long overdue

... to throw out!

And these are just two...

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Jonathan - July 05, 2017 - Report this comment
I've never tried the two kinds of fruit named here. and based on those descriptions, I probably never will. 455
David - July 05, 2017 - Report this comment
And to think, I thought Kiwis were bad!
Max Power - July 05, 2017 - Report this comment
Passion fruit made good juice at least. As for durian...one would have to get me on gun point in order for me to try it and even then I'd think about it.

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