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Song Parodies -> "High-speed X2"
Original Song Title:
"I Love You"
Original Performer:
Barney and the Backyard Gang
Parody Song Title:
"High-speed X2"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
The Sikorsky X2 holds an unofficial speed record of 305 mph for a combat helicopter technology demonstrator. The official record is held by a British Lynx at 249 mph.
High-speed X2,
By Sikorsky,
Beat the old S-69 past 303 (mph)
Made a dive as such,
Compound rotors and pushers moved,
305 (mph) achieved by you!
High-speed X2,
There's a need,
S-97 Raider you thus did breed
Some added touches,
Armor, sensors, rockets, .50 Cal to shoot,
In the pipeline, and coming soon...
Competition to Tiger, Hinds, Rooivalk, and the Mongoose
Havocs and Hokums aren't scared of you*
By Sikorsky,
Beat the old S-69 past 303 (mph)
Made a dive as such,
Compound rotors and pushers moved,
305 (mph) achieved by you!
High-speed X2,
There's a need,
S-97 Raider you thus did breed
Some added touches,
Armor, sensors, rockets, .50 Cal to shoot,
In the pipeline, and coming soon...
Competition to Tiger, Hinds, Rooivalk, and the Mongoose
Havocs and Hokums aren't scared of you*
* avg Russian attack helos speed is 190 mph, over 200 mph in a dive. The S-97 with full armor and load will reduce speed to 253 mph theoretically. It is a scout helo.
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I hovered around long enough to give you 5's! I know, bad pun.
^ well, ya beat me to it! 455
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