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Song Parodies -> "Laser Cool"

Original Song Title:

"I Love You"

Original Performer:

Barney and the Backyard Gang

Parody Song Title:

"Laser Cool"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Laser burn pattern jeans are the latest thing...
Laser cool,
Pattern jeans,
Forget designer, done by machines
2500 watts,
Burn distinct patterns into blue,
Faded obsolete and ripped types too!

Laser cool,
Super trendy,
Guys and gals love the attention they bring
Cost lots of bucks,
What are the parents to do?
Charge away like they used to do!!!

Gotta have those jeans to show off at school!
New tech always rules...

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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 4   1
 5   7

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Reverend Johnson - June 22, 2017 - Report this comment
Could you consider a more sophisticated OS, like "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star" or "Happy Birthday to You"? Or am I just jerking myself off?
Jonathan - June 22, 2017 - Report this comment
^ and what would you parody, oh sophisticated one? 455
Rev. Johnson's Parody - June 23, 2017 - Report this comment
455 and 455
To a 455 you should add a 455
I would give this 455.

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