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Song Parodies -> "TP in Tube"
Original Song Title:
"I Love You"
Original Performer:
Barney and the Backyard Gang
Parody Song Title:
"TP in Tube"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Out for years, compressed toilet paper pills dipped in water become instant wiping towels! They are usually carried by wilderness explorers in water-tight matchstick tubes.
TP in tube,
Carried with ease,
Dip pill in water and a towel it breeds
Pills offer much,
And they're more sanitary too,
Perfect for all your outdoor use!
Bush leaves won't do!
TP in tube,
7 can squeeze,
Can be used as a wipe if you please
Don't tear much,
Can handle the worst of Number 2s,
If only it could take on greasy foods!
(I'd take them to KFC)
Obama's face imprinted would bring much glee!!!
Carried with ease,
Dip pill in water and a towel it breeds
Pills offer much,
And they're more sanitary too,
Perfect for all your outdoor use!
Bush leaves won't do!
TP in tube,
7 can squeeze,
Can be used as a wipe if you please
Don't tear much,
Can handle the worst of Number 2s,
If only it could take on greasy foods!
(I'd take them to KFC)
Obama's face imprinted would bring much glee!!!
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Should I neatly fold or clump together three five panels?
bahaha! that last line about obama's face got me good! but be careful, the left thinks it's perfectly acceptable to joke about killing Trump (see: Kathy Griffin.) but joking about Obama's face on TP, could send them into a tirade! 455
The last line was egregious and off-topic, no matter what your politics. Of, course, if your or Jonathan's face was imprinted it would be impossible to tell whether or not the wipe had been used. Number 1s.
^ see what I mean?
^ I said that the last line sucked NO MATTER WHAT YOUR POLITICS. Can you read? You sure as hell can't write. Or think straight. Idiot boy!!
I, myself, would like a Nancy Pelosi imprint!!!
^^ And so, with the meaningless Japanese words from the schmuck who steals screen names, and with the latest hate message from the all-too-familiar fool who's trapped in the right-wing echo chamber, we hope you enjoyed the show. See you next Wednesday night, friends. Till then, remember Pearl Harbor, steal S/Ns, and stay stupid. The smoking lamp is lit, so smoke 'em if you have 'em and go f*ck yourselves.
Sugoi!
I vote for Maxine Waters face :)
This is a left-wing cesspool
God Bless Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin, eggnog, rich guys, and all white, heterosexual Christian gun-owners, regardless of race, color or greed.
I don't know what a commie is but it has something to do with Hillary and nothing to do with Russia. I'm exhausted from all this thinking.
^^ Praise the Lord and pass the ammo!
We are the crab people!
^ Then please do not use the public toilets.
Back in the country outhouse days we had two buckets of dried corncobs for wiping. The yellow cobs were for the wiping and the white cobs were for test.
We had a Sears Roebuck catalogue hanging from a hook, and we tore off pages as needed.
Yaranaika.
Wakimarisen!
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