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Song Parodies -> "Origin Q"

Original Song Title:

"I Love You"

Original Performer:

Barney and the Backyard Gang

Parody Song Title:

"Origin Q"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Not Q from Bond, nor of Star Trek TNG, but the Q-tips!
Origin Q,
Toothpicks with cotton met a need
Polish immigrant touch,
"Baby Gays"* were so much more improved,
Better than hairpins and dry cloth use!

Origin Q,
Stands for Quality,
Tips soaked in boric** for safety
Still used as such,
So what if doctors don't approve,
Ears, eyes, make-up, nose, gums for use

(And DNA swabbing)
* 1926 were known as Baby Gays meaning happy babies. The swabs helped with ear wax, nose boogers, sensitive gums, eye gunk, etc...
** Boric acid sterilized the cotton tips

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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Jonathan - June 19, 2017 - Report this comment
thanks for the (Q) tip! but seriously, anyone else think that "Baby Gays" would be a whole different thing these days? 455
Booger - June 19, 2017 - Report this comment
You're just a shill for Unilever.

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