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Song Parodies -> "HK New"

Original Song Title:

"I Love You"

Original Performer:

Barney and the Backyard Gang

Parody Song Title:

"HK New"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The German Army is phasing out the complicated G-36 and using HK 416 & 417 rifles (5.56mm and 7.62mm) before receiving a new battle rifle by mid-2019. The current competitors are the HK 433 and RS556 (the latter able to switch calibers and made by Rheinmetall partnered with Austrian Steyr). Rheinmetall AG also is still working on a plasma rifle and has introduced laser flak for all German AFVs and MBTs plus ships and stationary ground units! They also introduced s new RMG-50 to replace the classic MG-3 and US M2s on all German vehicles. The HK 121 replaces the MG-3 for Infantry. No apologies for the Milspeak...
HK new,
In competition for supremacy
RS rival tough,
Switches 5.56 to 7.62 (mm),
A feature sought long overdue!

HK new,
Temp G-36 replacing
417 is rough,
If you want the higher 7.62,
How about a Scar*? Nope, won't do!
* FN Scar favored by US troops and SFs

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Pacing: 4.1
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Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 10

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Billy - June 12, 2017 - Report this comment
Hell yeah, more guns! Full Auto buddy!
Willy - June 12, 2017 - Report this comment
I will alert the American media on this breaking news. Btw, I loved your novel choice of OS, but perhaps in the future you could cut down on length.
Jonathan - June 12, 2017 - Report this comment
when Barney sings of guns... 455

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