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Song Parodies -> "Superfoods"

Original Song Title:

"I Love You"

Original Performer:

Barney and the Backyard Gang

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

A list of the healthiest foods around and future usage...
Matcha tea,
Boosts metabolism with great ease
Dragon fruit
Pitaya is a kidney-strengthening food,
Diabetes lowering is always good

Pollen from a bee,
Filled with proteins in a smoothie (or yogurt)
Baobab for boost,
More C, B's, and calcium to boot,
In soda form for kids- how cute!

Seaweed, millet, plant pies to be used,
Grocery shopping will be new, improved...

2020s coming soon!

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 12

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Sandra - June 05, 2017 - Report this comment
Uh, most of these things are already being consumed. FYI
Rob Arndt - June 05, 2017 - Report this comment
True, but not on a massive scale and not on normal supermarket shelves. Not even a part of a normal person's diet at this time.
Jonathan - June 05, 2017 - Report this comment
my bro and I actually love seaweed! much to the confusion of our parents... 455
Rob Arndt - June 05, 2017 - Report this comment
My local Asian buffet has a separate sushi bar with seaweed wrapped sushi and seaweed salad among it's pickings!
Vegan - June 05, 2017 - Report this comment
So glad that you have started to write about healthy foods instead of your usual bloody carnivore ways. It's a refreshing new beginning. Follow through.

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