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Song Parodies -> "Nuke the Moon! (A119)"
Original Song Title:
"I Love You"
Original Performer:
Barney and the Backyard Gang
Parody Song Title:
"Nuke the Moon! (A119)"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Yes, in 1958 there was a Project A119 to detonate nukes in space and on the moon! The official word is that it was cancelled to prevent a new arms race in space and bad public outcry. Unofficially, the alien conspiracy folks say that the aliens didn't approve and shot it down!
Nuke the moon!
A119,
(W25 warhead) 1.7 kt detonating
USAF in a rush,
Soviets had the same plan too,
Seems like the ETs foiled both groups!
Nuke the moon!
Quite obscene,
Astrogeology was another scheme
Test the dust,
Obtain samples to remove,
Forget about it... US wanted a trip to the moon
Later nuke space tests were intercepted too
(Supposedly)
A119,
(W25 warhead) 1.7 kt detonating
USAF in a rush,
Soviets had the same plan too,
Seems like the ETs foiled both groups!
Nuke the moon!
Quite obscene,
Astrogeology was another scheme
Test the dust,
Obtain samples to remove,
Forget about it... US wanted a trip to the moon
Later nuke space tests were intercepted too
(Supposedly)
Note: nuclear weapons are already in space. The US, Russia, and China are all suspected of nuke satellites in orbit to act as ASATs when global war breaks out. The claimed TR-3B ASTRA also has nuke launching capability in space or at earth targets. Solar Warden also is claimed to have that capability.
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I don't know if you've ever seen "Dragon Ball Z" Rob, but in it, the character Piccolo destroys the moon, and without getting permission from other aliens, too! 455
No, Jon, I never watched that series at all. But another good spoof is "Iron Sky" where the Nazis come back from the dark side of the moon in 2018! Attacks on the moon, attacks on earth. Nukes in space!
The evil of banality. 1s.
^ the ignorance of a fool...
The whole idea is not to nuke the moon, but to travel there. I built an iron capsule for me to sit in. Then, from a window, I tossed a magnetic ball up in the air. The capsule was attracted to it, and rose. I caught the magnetic ball and tossed it up again. Thus, I proceeded upward to the moon. Now, who is the fool?
You couldn't have set this to "Duke of Earl" instead of that crappy old children's show theme song?
I was on the floor laughing, at how unfunny and uninteresting you are. What a waste of time.
William, I'm so surprised that you took time off from tossing off to internet porn to post a comment ;-)
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