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Song Parodies -> "New 52"
Original Song Title:
"I Love You"
Original Performer:
Barney and the Backyard Gang
Parody Song Title:
"New 52"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
No, not the DC comics, but the B-52 bomber which the USAF wants to retain and redesign as Omegafortress! No kidding! New engines, all new electronics, drone carrier, HEL blazers, active wave-bender stealth, and other upgrades. To remain active after 2040.
New 52,
Longevity,
Redesign for years past 2040
Whole new batch,
Omegafortress with HELs* to shoot,
Drone carrier, swarmers, air mines to boot!
New 52,
More room, see?
Extra bomb bay for SW** drop ease
Bombload 50 tons,
Carpet bombing still of urgent use,
New types of nukes also improved!
The AF doesn't want to get rid of you...
Longevity,
Redesign for years past 2040
Whole new batch,
Omegafortress with HELs* to shoot,
Drone carrier, swarmers, air mines to boot!
New 52,
More room, see?
Extra bomb bay for SW** drop ease
Bombload 50 tons,
Carpet bombing still of urgent use,
New types of nukes also improved!
The AF doesn't want to get rid of you...
* High Energy Lasers (over 100 Kw)
** Special Weapon: aerial mines, Kamikaze attack drones, rod penetrators, aerial decoys
** Special Weapon: aerial mines, Kamikaze attack drones, rod penetrators, aerial decoys
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misleading title, but still da bomb! 455
Maybe I'll do the comic version soon!
Note: the new B-3 has been redesignated Northrop B-21 Raider.
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