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Song Parodies -> "ID You"

Original Song Title:

"I Love You"

Original Performer:

Barney and the Backyard Gang

Parody Song Title:

"ID You"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Read today that one new security proposal would be biometric national identity tags to be issued within Trump's first term. All legal citizens would be required to wear them in public. Anyone not wearing one would be subject to unchallengeable police search and seizure. Guest workers and students would wear a different type. Does this sound familiar?
ID you,
Security,
Biometric tags and frequencies
Scanned by the bunch,
All legal citizens can move,
Trump's protection against those "bad dudes!"

ID you,
Nationally,
Processed all systematically
No need to touch,
Automatic sensor sweep reviews,
Illegals flagged, forced laser tattoos*

* offense blocks
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