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Song Parodies -> "Love White Foods"
Original Song Title:
"I Love You"
Original Performer:
Barney and the Backyard Gang
Parody Song Title:
"Love White Foods"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Stereotypical White foods...
Love White foods,
Mayo, Spam, turkey,
With box of wine- caviar, and Pâté
Beef Stroganoff,
Bagels, cream cheese... not just for the Jews,
Fish sticks, tartar sauce, fruit salads
and for some... that sh-t, tofu!!!
Love White foods,
Steaks so bloody,
Braunschweiger, brats, from Germany
Love that chocolate fudge,
Yogurt, cottage cheese, and those beefy stews,
Add some tater tots with a box of apple juice!
Mayo, Spam, turkey,
With box of wine- caviar, and Pâté
Beef Stroganoff,
Bagels, cream cheese... not just for the Jews,
Fish sticks, tartar sauce, fruit salads
and for some... that sh-t, tofu!!!
Love White foods,
Steaks so bloody,
Braunschweiger, brats, from Germany
Love that chocolate fudge,
Yogurt, cottage cheese, and those beefy stews,
Add some tater tots with a box of apple juice!
I took these common foods from ethnic food studies.
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This makes me hungry for meatloaf and mashed potatoes. Add extra ketchup for the meatloaf! Oh, and don't forget the biscuits and tea!
You forgot marmalade, roast beef, and pudding!
well, what do you know? guess I'm not as white as I thought! I don't like cottage cheese, either! personally though, I blame that one on the time I got dreadfully sick after eating it as a kid. 455
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