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Song Parodies -> "Plane for Jews"

Original Song Title:

"I Love You"

Original Performer:

Barney and the Backyard Gang

Parody Song Title:

"Plane for Jews"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Israel just received two F-35s out of an order for 50. This is the most modern custom version with a $40 million surcharge for Israeli specialized systems. They call it the Adir for powerful.
Plane for Jews,
Stealth and speed,
F-35 for transitioning
Really packs a punch,
Hope the capabilities are true,
Thank G-d that they got no F-22s!

Raptor got beat by the German Typhoon!
(In mock combat)

Plane for Jews,
Can fight the Russian best- Sukhoi 30s
That could be tough,
If you wanna know the truth,
And the S-300 and 400s are also bad news!*
* Air defense missiles

The IAF was stopped cold from their plans to strike Lebanon, Syria, and Iran once the Russians came into Syria with the Sukhois 30 and 35 as well as the MiG-31 and all three of it's strategic bombers plus the air defense missiles.

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 12

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Jeff - April 21, 2017 - Report this comment
Oy Vey, this is plane crazy! 5's
Jonathan - April 21, 2017 - Report this comment
what Jew talkin' 'bout, Rob? 455
Charles - April 22, 2017 - Report this comment
The Israelis had their own jet under construction in the '80s, but the program fell through. Remember that? It was called the Lavi.
Rob Arndt - April 22, 2017 - Report this comment
Layout 33! Israel lacked financial resources. It's usually cheaper to buy off the shelf warplanes of foreign powers. Lavi was established $17 mil per unit, US F-16 at $14 mil per. Simple math.

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